Barack H. Obama is the 44th President, first African-American President, and current CEO of the United Holy Roman Anglo-Chinese States of America (LLD). Elected as a "changer we no longer believe in" by millions, and millions of hypnotized voters, he has since become George W. Bush reincarnated, with a smidgeon of Lyndon B. Johnson mixed in for added flavor. Disputes continue as to whether or not President Obama is an American citizen, a person of terrorist decent (muslim), and a socialist. These are red herrings to cover up the same warcrimes commited by his predecessor. President Obama's world debut has shattered all previous records for the most promises broken, most lies told, most kow-tows to Wall Street, most times punked by the Pentagon, and most Republican asses kissed within a 12-month period by a President from the Democratic Party.

Contents 1 President Pussy's World Image 1.1 Barack the Sultan 1.2 Barack the Terrible 1.3 Barack the Money Bags 1.4 Barack the Peaceful 1.5 Barack the Unready 1.6 Barack of Indo-Hawaii-Nesia

President Pussy's World ImageEdit

President Obama means many things to many people. To [some] African-American's, he is the manifestation of Dr. King Jr. (no not that Dr. King Jr., the other one!). To [most] white liberals he is the manifestation of Dr. King Jr. (fine, I do mean mean that Dr. King). To republicans, rednecks, and tea-partiers he is the communist that Mao Tse Tung and Stalin could only dream of being, and Hitlers adopted grandson. To Wall Street and the central banking cartel, Mr. Obama is the lord and saviour Jesus Christ, and to the military-industrial complex, well he is the spokesman that CEO's normally are for their company. To the rest of us poor, unemployed, war weary, oily fish eating, conspiracy believing, on the brink of revolting peasants, he is just an ordinary guy following his orders. We just wish he would just fess up to it an not be an asshole about it.

Barack the SultanEdit

The right-wing claims Mr. Obama is a muslim (you, know like in the scary movies). Who cares, its just as silly as being a Christian.

Barack the TerribleEdit

The right-wing claims Mr. Obama is a socialist/communist. Being that the right-wing doesn't read anything but the Bible and Ann Coulter, its fairly obvious that this accusation is incorrect since Mr. Obama doesn't fit the definition of either.

Barack the Money BagsEdit

Mr. Obama is the savior of Wall Street, nuff said.

Barack the PeacefulEdit

Despite escalating the Opium Wars, placing missle interceptors in Eastern Europe, sabre rattling against Iran, the on-going Iraq occupation, and lesser know military operations around the visible galaxy, Mr. Obama is the latest recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Barack the UnreadyEdit

Unready to: close GITMO, provide jobs, end the wars, stop kissing Israels ass, offer decent healthcare, grow a pair, be a President, etc.

Barack of Indo-Hawaii-NesiaEdit

The right-wing claims Mr. Obama has a fake birth certificate, with a fake wartermark, from the fake state of Hawaii, including a forged signature of Her Highness Queen Liliuokalani. It doesn't really matter because the elite are globalist, they have no nationality or ties to a specific location anyway, they just follow the money.