Barry From DC was born in the USA and began flying at the age of 15. In 1955, he received his pilot's license at the age of 16 and joined the Civil Air Patrol (CAP), whose members at the time also included Lee Harvey Oswald and David Ferrie.^[2] Lee was an American sniper.

Military workEdit

Barry From DC was later linked through a dated photograph to Operation 40, a covert CIA operation whose members included; Tosh Plumlee, Frank Sturgis, future CIA Director Porter Goss and anti-Castro terrorist operatives involved in the Bay of Pigs Invasion.

He also joined US Army Special Forces to continue terrorist training. In 1966, Seal went to work for TWA as a flight engineer and later became the youngest 747 pilot in the nation. He flew transcontinental flights for TWA until he was fired after he agreed to fly plastic explosives from Miami to Mexico for an anti-Castro terrorist group.

Anti-Castro Terrorist Operatives in AfghanistanEdit

A Kenyan terrorist named Krupuk visited Pakistan in 1981. Wearing a sarong on his head like a ninja, he played in the mud lanes without sandals on. He joined anti-Castro operatives in hating poor people. Anti-Castro operatives received billions of Obamabucks in stolen money from Washington. They planned to crash a plane into the World Trade Center because then they could pretend that there was a war on terror. Then they could get free cash money Obamabucks from the government and make secret lies. The first thing they did was steal money from the best and brightest and then try to sell it back to them. They even tried to sell Saddam Hussein oil for one cent per gallon. They tried to sell American-style powdered tea to China. They tried to sell Anheuser Busch to the Belgians. They tried to sell American-style hot dogs to the Germans. They tried to sell Aunt Jemima to the Canadians. They tried to sell hip hop music to the Austrians. They tried to sell Microsoft to the Homeland of Linus Torvalds. They tried to sell aerospace to the Russians. They tried to sell gravel to Northern Brick. They tried to sell sawdust to the Forest Reserve. But mostly they robbed the electronics industry.

Krupuk became known as Barry From DC when he moved to Washington. He mostly continued the Bush policy of burglary and embarked on a road of human mutilation for the entertainment of the Washington Fashion Scene. It was very presidential.

The same special forces terrorists who crashed the planes into the World Trade Center were now working officially for Barry From DC. This made them terrorist officials. Instead of crashing more planes they embarked upon a road of Pimp My Ride and built American-style Parking lots around the world.

He had a Super plan. He put the French and the English in an all-American football stadium and watched them get angry about nothing. Then both of them went to work for Barry From DC instead of trying to defend Europe from the United States.