George W. Bush (humor)
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George Abu Ghurayb Bush (born July 6, 1946) AKA: the chimp, alcoholic, substance abuser, mentaly ill, Der Führer, war criminal, Debt Junkie, is the self-appointed 43rd presidential puppet of the United States of America, son of the 41st president George H. W. Bush, and grandson of Nazi financier Prescott Bush. His mother is Barbara "turkey neck" Bush. He is married to the former Laura Lane Welch. Two fraternity twin daughters were created in this faith-based union: Jenna 1 & Jenna 2 (Jenna 6 is another story).
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[edit] Early Life
George Abu Ghurayb Bush was born with a silver horseshoe in his mouth; other than that nothing is known about his youth (kinda like his hero Jesus, that he publically emulates while covertly working for the |other side). His baby books cannot be found. Karl Rove, a childhood friend, says "When we were kids playing hide-and-seek and the game ended we never could find him."
George W. Bush was a rowdy son of former President George Herbert Walker Bush, and widely thought by family and friends to not have the political bug like his overachieving brother Jeb Bush, who would later become Governor of Florida. George W. did like to party, and had an alcohol and cocaine addiction in his 20s (tens of thousands of Americans have severe life-limiting felonies for the exact same thing). During a stint in Maine (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushdui1.html) , George W. Bush was cited for drunk driving, the record promptly buried until just before the 2000 election. To defend his actions, George W. Bush said that he had "found the Lord Jerry Falwell" and it was with Lord Falwell's help, along with his wife, the former pot dealer, Laura Bush that he beat one of his addictions.
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I really wonder??..If Prescott Bush (GW's grand father) had a bank in New York (The Union Bank of NY)and the Zionist closed it down accusing him of being a supporter of Germany (or Hitler )[RIP] then How can GW Bush support Israel? or their British culprit? That has been a question on my mind now so I do not think that Bush is a total Israeli clown like most of the senators/politicians are.
And as for those less knowledgeable people out there who think Nazi is a bad word, please read "911 Stranger Than Fiction" and watch David Cole's video on Auschwitz (on Google Videos) before you make such terrible mistakes. They were patriots trying to save their country from a very ruthless and vicious enemy! I wished Americans did the same thing . If we did, we would not have federal reserve and IRS and many other Zionist/inbred British entities ruling over us! So please post as much FACT as possible.
[edit] Initial power grab
George Abu Ghurayb Bush was installed as President in 2001 by way of vote fraud manipulation of the 2000 election;and final selection by the Supreme Court. It has been proven that legitimate voters who were likely to vote for Al 'Blood Violence and' Gore were not allowed to vote,the vote recounting process in Florida was stopped prematurely as the recount appeared to indicate Gore would win; and Diebold voting machines in defiance of normal statistical probability,yielded results highly in Bush's favor. All of this taking place in the critical state of Florida,whose Governor conveniently happened to be Jeb Bush, brother of ....well, you get the idea.
[edit] The power grab - fake terror and the Enabling Act, AKA Patriot Act
After a year of failed policies, the Bush administration - probably with the help of Mossad and the CIA - staged the 9/11 false flag terrorist strike. Bush used this crime to pass his Enabling Act, also known as the Patriot Act, giving him unprecedented power - a mere month after the excuse happened, without giving the House enough time to read the text they were passing into law.
During the 911 terror attacks Bush's secret service was running around like headless chickens and with a number of hijacked planes still up in the sky Bush was a sitting duck reading stories to school children, while Cheney and the likes were already heading towards the bunkers for safety. After the events Bush upgraded his secret service.
"Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act." Every kind of quarrel and jealousy can now be settled with a phone call to Homeland Security
[edit] Afghanistan
The Bush administration also used 9/11 as an excuse to launch an unprovoked war of aggression against Afghanistan, claiming scapegoat Osama bin Laden, on whom he blamed 9/11 was hiding there and the Taliban refused to extradite him to the US. There has never been any evidence of Osama bin Laden being in Afghanistan, and the war plan was announced to Russia and India long before 9/11. True reasons for the Afghanistan war included the wish to build an oil pipeline leading through Afghan territory, getting the Taliban off the CIA drug production plants, and establishing bases for further wars of aggression against Afghanistan's neighbors. The geopolitical military stakes of Afghanistan were to put a lid on the growing military influence of the fundamentalist muslim Taliban which also had a strong foothold in Waziristan (the north-western provinces of Pakistan) and threatened to destabalize and overthrow the Musharraf military dictatorship thereby grabbing the Pakistani nuclear arsenal. It is widely believed that Bush hates Afghanistan because an Afghan (dog) bit him for no reason when he was a kid, just sitting there enjoying the harmless sport of throwing stones at random animals.
[edit] Iraq
The Bush administration also used 9/11 as an excuse to launch an unprovoked war of aggression against Iraq, claiming scapegoat Saddam Hussein was helping Al Qaeda and had built up a massive arsenal of weapons of mass destruction. Both claims were proven false even before Bush started his war. True reasons for the Iraq war include the Petrodollar, Israel and Logistics.
[edit] Bush's alleged reelection
In 2004, Bush stole another election, focusing on Ohio. Bush's helpers include Diebold, whose CEO Walden O'Dell promised to deliver the vote to Bush.
[edit] Iran
The Bush administration is doing everything it can to start a war with Iran, including repeating the smears they used against Iraq - claiming Iran is supporting Al Qaeda, and wrongfully accusing Iran of having nuclear weapons, even though even the CIA claims this is not true. Bush has promised Israel's opposition leader Binyamin Netanyahu that the US will join a nuclear strike against Iran.
The latest smear against Iran is the Filipino Monkey Hoax.
[edit] Torture
Actual Bagdad Christmas Tree Photo Showing Bush's Christian Dedication and Faith ( Close observation reveals it's a live tree)
Bush has repeatedly voiced his concerns over the widespread belief that he had ordered torture techniques that violated the Geneva conventions. With great emphisis Bush has repeatedly stated that America is a Christian country and he has learned from the most Holy Rev. Jerry Falwell's new book "Faith for Dummies". Bush further proves this by the recent widespread Christmas Parties held in Bagdad. As we can see this conspiracy has gotten completely out of control and the fact that there are smuggled Christmas Tree photos (with lights and all) showing the true spirit of Christ's birth we can silence once and for all that torture non-sense.
Bush claims that some of the most cruel torture methods, such as waterboarding are not torture at all. Clarifying this even more is Bush's explanation to the country that this technique has nothing to do with torture but is actually the ancient Islamic baptism ritual all Al Queida people have to go through before they get into heaven.
[edit] Failed policies at home
The Bush administration is responsible for numerous things gone wrong at home as well, including dismantling the National Guard by sending its members to Iraq when their help would have been urgently needed to recover from Katrina, and passing the No Child Left Behind act that caused more children than ever to be left behind.
The Katrina Hurricane Disaster further proved that the United States had the wrong person in the White House. Bush revealed that during the Katrina Hurricane Disaster he was on his 19th hard-earned vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas; leaving Condoliza Rice in charge of the country and a list of phone numbers to call if she needed any help plus to help herself to whatever was in the White House fridge. Bush had no idea what was unfolding along the Gulf of Mexico. While the entire world watched live ABC, CNN, CBS, NBC, Telemundo, BBC, CBC, and the nation's Emergency Broadcasting System feeds in shock and disbelief, Bush and friends were watching old Dallas TV episodes and snacking on Momma Bush's home-made crackle corn; chit-chatting about who shot JR. Bush stated "It's Condi's fault; she's the one that was in the White House; that's the last time I leave her in-charge!"
One of the more pressing National Security Secrets swept under the rug by the Bush administration is the increasing Homeless Veteran tragedy. This National Secret has been revealed and the the top brains in the country are searching for the traitor/s responsible for revealing this to the America people. If recruits knew the truth that just enlisting in the military increases their chance by 400% to become homeless who would enlist. The Bush Veteran's Administration has somewhat solved this security breach by automatically classifying all homeless veterans as mental nutcases, full blown alcoholics, drug addicts, and criminals. One homeless veteran says "How can I be a mental nutcase, alcoholic, addict, and criminal, when I just got out of the service yesterday with a blown-off leg?" The VA's response "Believe us, with the run-a-round you'll get from us, waiting years before we determine that you 'actually had two legs before you went to Iraq, you'll lose your family, housing, money & credit, and your dignity & self-worth. Stumpy, your only recourse will be to liquor-it-up CLAIM DENIED!"
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